Lady ahead of me in line at the grocery store: "Your baby is cute. It looks like a watermelon!"
Lady at the food bank, during our conversation about some promised pumpkin donations: "Did you eat one?"
Chivalrous guy at the 99 Cents Only Store, who offered to let me go ahead of him in line, when I told him I was expecting my fifth: "I have four, too. But there won't be a fifth. Because now I'm gay." (He was kidding.)
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A Few More Weight Loss Nursery Rhymes
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WOW that last comment would have gotten a slap from me (if I were the wife). Okay, not really but that's just mean!
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