Lady ahead of me in line at the grocery store: "Your baby is cute. It looks like a watermelon!"
Lady at the food bank, during our conversation about some promised pumpkin donations: "Did you eat one?"
Chivalrous guy at the 99 Cents Only Store, who offered to let me go ahead of him in line, when I told him I was expecting my fifth: "I have four, too. But there won't be a fifth. Because now I'm gay." (He was kidding.)