One surprising thing I enjoy doing again

Now that I'm really, really pregnant, I'm enjoying talking to men I don't know again.

When I was "just a little" pregnant and looked tubby, they had stopped starting conversations with me. Before that, I was getting a lot of irritating, condescending kinds of attention from young men -- and semi-sleaziness from older ones.

Now, I have much more wholesome, friendly dealings, which I prefer, of course. There's nothing like being nine months pregnant that takes any weirdness out of the equation. I'm sure there are pregnancy fetishists, since there are fetishists for darn near everything -- but I haven't been (un)lucky enough to encounter any.